Funny quotes and a story

Emily: Look it's just like the Bishop's daddy's mustaches (using a straw to make a mustache)
Mommy: That's not the bishop's daddy, it's Brother Stucki


Emily: Something smells
Mommy: What smells
Emily: Daddy, he forgot to put on his stinky stuff so he doesn't stink anymore.
Mommy: Daddy's not in the car

Funny Story: So we are getting out of the car today, and it's windy. We have a van with two side doors. Emily opened hers and I opened Hannah's.. And then i heard Emily yelling like she was about to die..... And she yells and yells "my paper my paper". Yes, her paper flew out of the door. She yelled soooooooooooo loud that at the end of the apartment complex a girl heard it and caught the paper and brought it back to us! Embarrasing: Yes, Will I laugh about it later: Very much so!