Emily: You're peeing on the fish!!!!

our fish died, and bryan flushed it down the toilet.. I think Emily is now convinced that the fish is living in the toilet.. hopefully this won't cause potty troubles..

Last night we had FHE (bryan works usually on monday nights). We did some team work things..
Mommy: And working together and helping each other helps us be a happy family
Hannah: AND CAKE!!!!!

..i guess cake is essential for having a happy home!

Emily walks into our room, sad.... "I don't want to be pretty anymore.."

Emily: Hey Hannah, can we play scrubby?!



Mommy: that's my bra
Emily: we're playing bra-y
--it's like basket ball.. except with a bra...

Emily: Guess what?!?!?!? Pocatello is moving today!!!!
--umm yeah.

Funny quotes and a story

Emily: Look it's just like the Bishop's daddy's mustaches (using a straw to make a mustache)
Mommy: That's not the bishop's daddy, it's Brother Stucki


Emily: Something smells
Mommy: What smells
Emily: Daddy, he forgot to put on his stinky stuff so he doesn't stink anymore.
Mommy: Daddy's not in the car

Funny Story: So we are getting out of the car today, and it's windy. We have a van with two side doors. Emily opened hers and I opened Hannah's.. And then i heard Emily yelling like she was about to die..... And she yells and yells "my paper my paper". Yes, her paper flew out of the door. She yelled soooooooooooo loud that at the end of the apartment complex a girl heard it and caught the paper and brought it back to us! Embarrasing: Yes, Will I laugh about it later: Very much so!

The beginning.

So I had started a quote board on www.thebinghamfour.blogspot.com for all the funny things my kids say. BUT!!! They say to much funny things and the list is WAY to long.. SO I finally broke down and made a blog just for the funny quotes/stories going on in the Bingham Family. These aren't planned items, I might add 5 posts a day, or I might not add any post for a few days, It all depends on the silliness of my family! But here is the current list. (I'm adding it to this blog because one day I want to print it out and share it with my kids when they get older.) Normally quotes will be small, but since I need to add all the previous mentioned quotes!!! Enjoy!


Hannah: "Mommy, I'm scared."
Mommy: "Of what?"
Hannah: "Daddy's Bum." 3/19/09

"I'm wiggling to help my poopy come out"- Emily explaining why she isn't sitting still on the potty.3/14/09

"Look I found Heaven, I was just looking and there it was." -Emily 3/8/09

Hannah: "I pop-popped"
Mom: "No that was Emily"
.. Hannah claims EVERYONE'S farts...

Emily:"She has a pee in her pocket?"
Mommy:"No, she has a KEY in her pocket."
Emily: "Oh..."
2/26/09

"Can you take the gabba gabba's out so I can wear it?" -Emily asking me to turn her yo gabba gabba shirt the right way so she can wear it 2/26/09

Emily:"Mommy! Something's wrong with my butt!!"
Mommy: "what's wrong with your butt?"
Emily: "I have a hole in it!!!" -Emily and Mommy 2/26/09

"Mom, I don't have to throw up, I just have to pee" Emily after a night of being sick 2/25/09

Bryan showed Emily this cool trick, her response, "Daddy will you not do that anymore!" and then called Hannah to show her what cool new trick she could do. 2/24/09

"You know what the problem with Quickbooks is? It's a problem with Quickbooks that is a problem.." -My crazy mom.. weirdo! 2/20/09

Hannah:"Mommy, I got icky on my hands."
Mommy:"what's on your hands"
Hannah: "Stinky!" Yep.. she decided her poop was lotion, and got it all over her hands.. -Hannah and Mommy, 2/20/09

"I was just giving Hannah a blessing.." -Emily 2/19/09

So today Emily was trying to sing.. but her voice really didn't work, due to illness.. Man she was upset! Then later when she was feeling better she exclaimed "I found my voice"