Friday, August 28, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Friday, July 31, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Bryan: Plastic surgery isn't covered
Melissa: oh, i guess you're going to have to keep your nose
Bryan: what's wrong with my nose.
Melissa: Nothing................................ it's just big.................................. it's just big and fat...................
Bryan: oh, thanks..
Melissa: No, not in a bad way...... It fits you. I just wouldn't want your nose on my face..........
Melissa: oh, i guess you're going to have to keep your nose
Bryan: what's wrong with my nose.
Melissa: Nothing................................ it's just big.................................. it's just big and fat...................
Bryan: oh, thanks..
Melissa: No, not in a bad way...... It fits you. I just wouldn't want your nose on my face..........
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Life.
So I got an email from my mom. It was about steps on helping balance your life. It was a good email.. But something caught my eye.. And I thought I would share it..
"If you do it all yourself and never ask for help; you will always feel overwhelmed and resentful...and they will always think you are a crabby lunatic!"
He he eh. I think i've accomplished that!
"If you do it all yourself and never ask for help; you will always feel overwhelmed and resentful...and they will always think you are a crabby lunatic!"
He he eh. I think i've accomplished that!
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Emily: I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, i thought she was being really mean to Hannah.. No she was yelling at a "bee." She thought it was a bee... but it was just a fly....
I tried to convince her it was a fly..
Mommy: It's actually a fly, it won't hurt you.
Emily: Actually Mom, it's a flying worm.
So, i thought she was being really mean to Hannah.. No she was yelling at a "bee." She thought it was a bee... but it was just a fly....
I tried to convince her it was a fly..
Mommy: It's actually a fly, it won't hurt you.
Emily: Actually Mom, it's a flying worm.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Farther Face
Melissa: There you go, farther face.
Bryan: I'm not a horse.
Melissa: what does farther face have to do with a horse..
Bryan:a horse has a longer nose, (stretching his hands from his nose out) farther from it's face.. a farther face.
Bryan: I'm not a horse.
Melissa: what does farther face have to do with a horse..
Bryan:a horse has a longer nose, (stretching his hands from his nose out) farther from it's face.. a farther face.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
Funny quotes and a story
Emily: Look it's just like the Bishop's daddy's mustaches (using a straw to make a mustache)
Mommy: That's not the bishop's daddy, it's Brother Stucki
Emily: Something smells
Mommy: What smells
Emily: Daddy, he forgot to put on his stinky stuff so he doesn't stink anymore.
Mommy: Daddy's not in the car
Funny Story: So we are getting out of the car today, and it's windy. We have a van with two side doors. Emily opened hers and I opened Hannah's.. And then i heard Emily yelling like she was about to die..... And she yells and yells "my paper my paper". Yes, her paper flew out of the door. She yelled soooooooooooo loud that at the end of the apartment complex a girl heard it and caught the paper and brought it back to us! Embarrasing: Yes, Will I laugh about it later: Very much so!
Mommy: That's not the bishop's daddy, it's Brother Stucki
Emily: Something smells
Mommy: What smells
Emily: Daddy, he forgot to put on his stinky stuff so he doesn't stink anymore.
Mommy: Daddy's not in the car
Funny Story: So we are getting out of the car today, and it's windy. We have a van with two side doors. Emily opened hers and I opened Hannah's.. And then i heard Emily yelling like she was about to die..... And she yells and yells "my paper my paper". Yes, her paper flew out of the door. She yelled soooooooooooo loud that at the end of the apartment complex a girl heard it and caught the paper and brought it back to us! Embarrasing: Yes, Will I laugh about it later: Very much so!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
The beginning.
So I had started a quote board on www.thebinghamfour.blogspot.com for all the funny things my kids say. BUT!!! They say to much funny things and the list is WAY to long.. SO I finally broke down and made a blog just for the funny quotes/stories going on in the Bingham Family. These aren't planned items, I might add 5 posts a day, or I might not add any post for a few days, It all depends on the silliness of my family! But here is the current list. (I'm adding it to this blog because one day I want to print it out and share it with my kids when they get older.) Normally quotes will be small, but since I need to add all the previous mentioned quotes!!! Enjoy!
Hannah: "Mommy, I'm scared."
Mommy: "Of what?"
Hannah: "Daddy's Bum." 3/19/09
"I'm wiggling to help my poopy come out"- Emily explaining why she isn't sitting still on the potty.3/14/09
"Look I found Heaven, I was just looking and there it was." -Emily 3/8/09
Hannah: "I pop-popped"
Mom: "No that was Emily"
.. Hannah claims EVERYONE'S farts...
Emily:"She has a pee in her pocket?"
Mommy:"No, she has a KEY in her pocket."
Emily: "Oh..."
2/26/09
"Can you take the gabba gabba's out so I can wear it?" -Emily asking me to turn her yo gabba gabba shirt the right way so she can wear it 2/26/09
Emily:"Mommy! Something's wrong with my butt!!"
Mommy: "what's wrong with your butt?"
Emily: "I have a hole in it!!!" -Emily and Mommy 2/26/09
"Mom, I don't have to throw up, I just have to pee" Emily after a night of being sick 2/25/09
Bryan showed Emily this cool trick, her response, "Daddy will you not do that anymore!" and then called Hannah to show her what cool new trick she could do. 2/24/09
"You know what the problem with Quickbooks is? It's a problem with Quickbooks that is a problem.." -My crazy mom.. weirdo! 2/20/09
Hannah:"Mommy, I got icky on my hands."
Mommy:"what's on your hands"
Hannah: "Stinky!" Yep.. she decided her poop was lotion, and got it all over her hands.. -Hannah and Mommy, 2/20/09
"I was just giving Hannah a blessing.." -Emily 2/19/09
So today Emily was trying to sing.. but her voice really didn't work, due to illness.. Man she was upset! Then later when she was feeling better she exclaimed "I found my voice"
Hannah: "Mommy, I'm scared."
Mommy: "Of what?"
Hannah: "Daddy's Bum." 3/19/09
"I'm wiggling to help my poopy come out"- Emily explaining why she isn't sitting still on the potty.3/14/09
"Look I found Heaven, I was just looking and there it was." -Emily 3/8/09
Hannah: "I pop-popped"
Mom: "No that was Emily"
.. Hannah claims EVERYONE'S farts...
Emily:"She has a pee in her pocket?"
Mommy:"No, she has a KEY in her pocket."
Emily: "Oh..."
2/26/09
"Can you take the gabba gabba's out so I can wear it?" -Emily asking me to turn her yo gabba gabba shirt the right way so she can wear it 2/26/09
Emily:"Mommy! Something's wrong with my butt!!"
Mommy: "what's wrong with your butt?"
Emily: "I have a hole in it!!!" -Emily and Mommy 2/26/09
"Mom, I don't have to throw up, I just have to pee" Emily after a night of being sick 2/25/09
Bryan showed Emily this cool trick, her response, "Daddy will you not do that anymore!" and then called Hannah to show her what cool new trick she could do. 2/24/09
"You know what the problem with Quickbooks is? It's a problem with Quickbooks that is a problem.." -My crazy mom.. weirdo! 2/20/09
Hannah:"Mommy, I got icky on my hands."
Mommy:"what's on your hands"
Hannah: "Stinky!" Yep.. she decided her poop was lotion, and got it all over her hands.. -Hannah and Mommy, 2/20/09
"I was just giving Hannah a blessing.." -Emily 2/19/09
So today Emily was trying to sing.. but her voice really didn't work, due to illness.. Man she was upset! Then later when she was feeling better she exclaimed "I found my voice"
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