"it's hard to tell, because i'm making a big stinky" -emily

We were walking around the store.. and Hannah and Daddy were walking behind me...

All of a sudden Hannah gets excited and says: "Mommy! You know how to waddle!"

... i guess my hip is quite as fixed as I thought, if a two year old can notice me waddling.

"Don't sneeze fart at me." -Daddy talking to Abby

"I hate how good some of those guys are, they suck." -bryan.

"I hate how good some of those guys are, they suck." -bryan.

Hannah: When I grow up, I'm going to have a big tummy too!


then on another day.....

Daddy was trying to pick up the toy dolls...
Hannah: Don't take away our kids!!!

these may not be funny.. just plain cute!
I got a hair cut today and this was the girls' responds to it..

Hannah: Mommy, your hair cut looks beautiful

Emily: Mommy, you'll have to go look in the mirror when you get home!

Bryan: Plastic surgery isn't covered

Melissa: oh, i guess you're going to have to keep your nose

Bryan: what's wrong with my nose.

Melissa: Nothing................................ it's just big.................................. it's just big and fat...................

Bryan: oh, thanks..

Melissa: No, not in a bad way...... It fits you. I just wouldn't want your nose on my face..........

Hannah: there was a piece of muffin in my mouth, but now it's not there.

Mommy: did you swallow it?

Hannah: YEP!

Pam: Go call Auntie Lynda a pack rat

Emily runs to Auntie Lynda.....

Emily: Pammie said to call you a butt crack


I don't think she'd be very good at doing the telephone game.

Emily: I know how to do it! I'm the big sister!!!!

Mommy: Did you go stinky Hannah?

Emily: No mom, it's just a stunk...

To her a skunk and a stunk are the same things.

Mommy: we don't have cinammon rolls for breakfast for today.

Daddy: It's okay we'll have cereal

Emily: I have an idea

Daddy: what's that

Emily: We can make cake!

she was so proud of her idea.

Emily: Hannah just nailed me!

Pointing to the crayon drawn on wall, Emily: This is the gospel of Jesus Christ.

Hannah: My sandwich is on TIME OUT!

(she didn't want to sit and eat, so she thought of a way to get out of it!)

Emily: Hannah do you want me to baptize you?
(emily's first bath after watching a baptism)

Hannah: NO!!!!

Mommy: don't say no to me like that

Hannah: (in a different higher pitched voice) NO!!!!

it was hilarious!

Hannah: Mommy, Look I have strawberry Lemonade all over my hands

Mommy: Hannah, that's blood.

Hannah: Oh, I need a bandaid!

"I am a hot dog!!" -Emily
"I am a taco!!!" -Hannah

most girls like to dress up as princesses.. Mine dress up as hot dogs and tacos!