Pam: Go call Auntie Lynda a pack rat

Emily runs to Auntie Lynda.....

Emily: Pammie said to call you a butt crack


I don't think she'd be very good at doing the telephone game.

Emily: I know how to do it! I'm the big sister!!!!

Mommy: Did you go stinky Hannah?

Emily: No mom, it's just a stunk...

To her a skunk and a stunk are the same things.

Mommy: we don't have cinammon rolls for breakfast for today.

Daddy: It's okay we'll have cereal

Emily: I have an idea

Daddy: what's that

Emily: We can make cake!

she was so proud of her idea.

Emily: Hannah just nailed me!

Pointing to the crayon drawn on wall, Emily: This is the gospel of Jesus Christ.

Hannah: My sandwich is on TIME OUT!

(she didn't want to sit and eat, so she thought of a way to get out of it!)

Emily: Hannah do you want me to baptize you?
(emily's first bath after watching a baptism)

Hannah: NO!!!!

Mommy: don't say no to me like that

Hannah: (in a different higher pitched voice) NO!!!!

it was hilarious!