Bingham Funniest Quotes

2009-09-18T16:19:00.000-07:00

"it's hard to tell, because i'm making a big stinky" -emily

2009-08-28T16:40:00.000-07:00

We were walking around the store.. and Hannah and Daddy were walking behind me...

All of a sudden Hannah gets excited and says: "Mommy! You know how to waddle!"

... i guess my hip is quite as fixed as I thought, if a two year old can notice me waddling.

2009-08-11T22:31:00.001-07:00

"Don't sneeze fart at me." -Daddy talking to Abby

2009-07-31T00:11:00.003-07:00

"I hate how good some of those guys are, they suck." -bryan.

2009-07-31T00:11:00.001-07:00

"I hate how good some of those guys are, they suck." -bryan.

2009-07-20T10:37:00.001-07:00

Hannah: When I grow up, I'm going to have a big tummy too!

then on another day.....

Daddy was trying to pick up the toy dolls...
Hannah: Don't take away our kids!!!

2009-07-11T17:57:00.000-07:00

these may not be funny.. just plain cute!
I got a hair cut today and this was the girls' responds to it..

Hannah: Mommy, your hair cut looks beautiful

Emily: Mommy, you'll have to go look in the mirror when you get home!

2009-07-09T16:26:00.000-07:00

Bryan: Plastic surgery isn't covered

Melissa: oh, i guess you're going to have to keep your nose

Bryan: what's wrong with my nose.

Melissa: Nothing................................ it's just big.................................. it's just big and fat...................

Bryan: oh, thanks..

Melissa: No, not in a bad way...... It fits you. I just wouldn't want your nose on my face..........

2009-07-08T11:21:00.001-07:00

Hannah: there was a piece of muffin in my mouth, but now it's not there.

Mommy: did you swallow it?

Hannah: YEP!

2009-06-27T15:13:00.000-07:00

Pam: Go call Auntie Lynda a pack rat

Emily runs to Auntie Lynda.....

Emily: Pammie said to call you a butt crack

I don't think she'd be very good at doing the telephone game.

2009-06-27T09:27:00.001-07:00

Emily: I know how to do it! I'm the big sister!!!!

2009-06-22T17:07:00.000-07:00

Mommy: Did you go stinky Hannah?

Emily: No mom, it's just a stunk...

To her a skunk and a stunk are the same things.

2009-06-07T09:19:00.000-07:00

Mommy: we don't have cinammon rolls for breakfast for today.

Daddy: It's okay we'll have cereal

Emily: I have an idea

Daddy: what's that

Emily: We can make cake!

she was so proud of her idea.

2009-06-07T09:12:00.001-07:00

Emily: Hannah just nailed me!

2009-06-06T18:26:00.000-07:00

Pointing to the crayon drawn on wall, Emily: This is the gospel of Jesus Christ.

2009-06-05T18:47:00.001-07:00

Hannah: My sandwich is on TIME OUT!

(she didn't want to sit and eat, so she thought of a way to get out of it!)

2009-06-04T22:42:00.000-07:00

Emily: Hannah do you want me to baptize you?
(emily's first bath after watching a baptism)

2009-06-04T22:41:00.000-07:00

Hannah: NO!!!!

Mommy: don't say no to me like that

Hannah: (in a different higher pitched voice) NO!!!!

it was hilarious!

2009-05-20T10:48:00.000-07:00

Hannah: Mommy, Look I have strawberry Lemonade all over my hands

Mommy: Hannah, that's blood.

Hannah: Oh, I need a bandaid!

2009-05-16T14:19:00.001-07:00

"I am a hot dog!!" -Emily
"I am a taco!!!" -Hannah

most girls like to dress up as princesses.. Mine dress up as hot dogs and tacos!

Life.

2009-05-11T16:24:00.001-07:00

So I got an email from my mom. It was about steps on helping balance your life. It was a good email.. But something caught my eye.. And I thought I would share it..

"If you do it all yourself and never ask for help; you will always feel overwhelmed and resentful...and they will always think you are a crabby lunatic!"

He he eh. I think i've accomplished that!

Happy Mutters Day!

2009-05-10T08:40:00.000-07:00

To: Oma and Grandma

From: Emily and Hannah

2009-05-06T20:37:00.000-07:00

Emily: Mommy can you please sing in your pretty voice!

I have laryngtis right now... yeah, she doesn't like my singing voice like this.. or lack of singing voice.

2009-04-30T17:08:00.003-07:00

Emily: Look! It's us in our Elephants!

Mommy: no, it's outfits not elephants.

2009-04-26T10:25:00.001-07:00

Emily: Daddy, the keys are hidding.

Daddy: Did you guys lose them?

Emily: yeah...

2009-04-26T10:02:00.000-07:00

Mommy: Daddy has a surprise for you!

Hannah: Is it a mint?

Mommy: No, it's bigger then that..

Hannah: (with widdened eyes) A BIG MINT!

2009-04-24T13:44:00.000-07:00

Emily to Hannah : "Sweety, I'm your mother."

Umm.. I guess that I must be doing something nice because when they pretend that they are the "mother" they are always so sweet and nice to each other!

2009-04-23T14:32:00.000-07:00

Emily: Five-Dollar Foot Wash...... who wants a five-dollar foot wash? (she saw the subway commerical.... and didn't quite remember it correctly.)

2009-04-22T13:47:00.001-07:00

Emily: I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, i thought she was being really mean to Hannah.. No she was yelling at a "bee." She thought it was a bee... but it was just a fly....
I tried to convince her it was a fly..

Mommy: It's actually a fly, it won't hurt you.
Emily: Actually Mom, it's a flying worm.

2009-04-17T12:48:00.001-07:00

Emily: Do you want to make a wonderpets boat... it's going to be AWEEEESOMMMMEE

2009-04-17T12:17:00.001-07:00

Hannah grabs Daddy's legs.. he's in a rush....
Daddy: Hannah you need to let go of my legs
Hannah: I don't want to.

I love how honest she is.. it makes me laugh a lot!

2009-04-16T12:44:00.000-07:00

Melissa: Are you stinky?

Hannah: NO! It was just a hiccup! It was just a hiccup!

Farther Face

2009-04-07T21:28:00.000-07:00

Melissa: There you go, farther face.
Bryan: I'm not a horse.
Melissa: what does farther face have to do with a horse..
Bryan:a horse has a longer nose, (stretching his hands from his nose out) farther from it's face.. a farther face.

2009-03-26T17:51:00.000-07:00

Emily: You're peeing on the fish!!!!

our fish died, and bryan flushed it down the toilet.. I think Emily is now convinced that the fish is living in the toilet.. hopefully this won't cause potty troubles..

2009-03-26T08:12:00.000-07:00

Last night we had FHE (bryan works usually on monday nights). We did some team work things..
Mommy: And working together and helping each other helps us be a happy family
Hannah: AND CAKE!!!!!

..i guess cake is essential for having a happy home!

2009-03-23T08:11:00.000-07:00

Emily walks into our room, sad.... "I don't want to be pretty anymore.."

2009-03-20T16:57:00.000-07:00

Emily: Hey Hannah, can we play scrubby?!

Mommy: that's my bra
Emily: we're playing bra-y
--it's like basket ball.. except with a bra...

2009-03-20T16:32:00.001-07:00

Emily: Guess what?!?!?!? Pocatello is moving today!!!!
--umm yeah.

Funny quotes and a story

2009-03-20T15:25:00.000-07:00

Emily: Look it's just like the Bishop's daddy's mustaches (using a straw to make a mustache)
Mommy: That's not the bishop's daddy, it's Brother Stucki

Emily: Something smells
Mommy: What smells
Emily: Daddy, he forgot to put on his stinky stuff so he doesn't stink anymore.
Mommy: Daddy's not in the car

Funny Story: So we are getting out of the car today, and it's windy. We have a van with two side doors. Emily opened hers and I opened Hannah's.. And then i heard Emily yelling like she was about to die..... And she yells and yells "my paper my paper". Yes, her paper flew out of the door. She yelled soooooooooooo loud that at the end of the apartment complex a girl heard it and caught the paper and brought it back to us! Embarrasing: Yes, Will I laugh about it later: Very much so!

The beginning.

2009-03-19T17:00:00.001-07:00

So I had started a quote board on www.thebinghamfour.blogspot.com for all the funny things my kids say. BUT!!! They say to much funny things and the list is WAY to long.. SO I finally broke down and made a blog just for the funny quotes/stories going on in the Bingham Family. These aren't planned items, I might add 5 posts a day, or I might not add any post for a few days, It all depends on the silliness of my family! But here is the current list. (I'm adding it to this blog because one day I want to print it out and share it with my kids when they get older.) Normally quotes will be small, but since I need to add all the previous mentioned quotes!!! Enjoy!

Hannah: "Mommy, I'm scared."
Mommy: "Of what?"
Hannah: "Daddy's Bum." 3/19/09

"I'm wiggling to help my poopy come out"- Emily explaining why she isn't sitting still on the potty.3/14/09

"Look I found Heaven, I was just looking and there it was." -Emily 3/8/09

Hannah: "I pop-popped"
Mom: "No that was Emily"
.. Hannah claims EVERYONE'S farts...

Emily:"She has a pee in her pocket?"
Mommy:"No, she has a KEY in her pocket."
Emily: "Oh..."
2/26/09

"Can you take the gabba gabba's out so I can wear it?" -Emily asking me to turn her yo gabba gabba shirt the right way so she can wear it 2/26/09

Emily:"Mommy! Something's wrong with my butt!!"
Mommy: "what's wrong with your butt?"
Emily: "I have a hole in it!!!" -Emily and Mommy 2/26/09

"Mom, I don't have to throw up, I just have to pee" Emily after a night of being sick 2/25/09

Bryan showed Emily this cool trick, her response, "Daddy will you not do that anymore!" and then called Hannah to show her what cool new trick she could do. 2/24/09

"You know what the problem with Quickbooks is? It's a problem with Quickbooks that is a problem.." -My crazy mom.. weirdo! 2/20/09

Hannah:"Mommy, I got icky on my hands."
Mommy:"what's on your hands"
Hannah: "Stinky!" Yep.. she decided her poop was lotion, and got it all over her hands.. -Hannah and Mommy, 2/20/09

"I was just giving Hannah a blessing.." -Emily 2/19/09

So today Emily was trying to sing.. but her voice really didn't work, due to illness.. Man she was upset! Then later when she was feeling better she exclaimed "I found my voice"